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Tarzan: Crossover Style! Chapter Nine

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Tarzan: Crossover Style!
Chapter Nine: Distracting Duke Inuarashi



(I do not, nor will I EVER, own Inuyasha, One Piece, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, or Tarzan. They all belong to their respective owners.)





                Inuyasha swung on the vines, swiping any flower he could find. He was planning on giving a bouquet to Kagome as a present.


As he made his way back to her camp, Eduardo and Carrot watched him.


"Oh, Carrot," Eduardo asked, "Have you seen him so happy?"


"Feh," Carrot scoffed, "I give it a week."


Inuyasha was about to enter the Higurashi Camp, when suddenly.


"All right, cut it loose!"


Strange creatures packed up all of the equipment.


"What in the...?!" Inuyasha muttered, confused.


"Wait a moment!" Professor Higurashi cried. "Please hang on a second!!"


The older professor chased after a few men who packed everything and hauled it down Zunisha.


"I've waited 30 years for this, and I won't leave until I've seen a Mink!" he added.


Inuyasha walked toward the professor, who sighed in defeat.


"Isn't this awful, Inuyasha?" he asked. Suddenly, the professor got picked up by a tent pole and carried off with the rest of the luggage. "Hey, hold on a second!" he cried.


                At that moment, seven barrels came rolling along, and Inuyasha walked on them as they ran. He jumped off and landed on a hill above the campsite. From there, he watched the other men take down the camp. That's when he heard Naraku's voice.


"You're the captain!" he spoke, talking with the captain. "Just tell them that you have engine trouble and give us two more days!"


"And be late from every port from here to Tokyo?!" the captain questioned.


"But, we'll have come all this way for nothing!" Kagome piped up.


"I'm sorry, Miss Higurashi. But I cannot do it!" the captain responded.


With that, he turned away, leaving Kagome disappointed. Naraku groaned in frustration.


"This is all your fault!" he told her. "I should've just followed my instincts and set up traps for those wild animals!"


"You think I'm not disappointed?!" Kagome asked, packing up her suitcase. "You've got to be the most im--"


Suddenly, she bumped into Inuyasha, ruining the bouquet.


"Oh! Inuyasha!" Kagome exclaimed. "I-I didn't see you there."


"That's all right," Inuyasha replied.


"I was worried that you wouldn't come in time. The ship's arrived," Kagome spoke, "The one that's taking us home to Japan. And Grandpa and I were wondering--I was wondering--we're hoping that you'll come with us. You will, yes?"


"...Japan, today," Inuyasha answered, "Home, tomorrow."


"Oh!" Kagome gasped. "Umm...about that...you see, it's going to be very difficult to come back."


"What do you mean?" Inuyasha inquired. "You can't come back?"


"Inuyasha," Kagome started, "You...you need to come with us. I know it sounds like something you're comfortable with, but you don't belong here. You belong with us. With people!"


"Kagome must stay with Inuyasha," Inuyasha responded, getting down on one knee as he offered the broken flowers to Kagome. He even placed his hand over his chest.


"Oh, Inuyasha," Kagome spoke sadly, "I jus--"


At that moment, her suitcase opened up, and all of her clothes fell out.


"Oh, no! No!" she cried. "Not my laundry!"


She kneeled and placed them back into her suitcase.


"L-Look, Inuyasha," she started, "I wish I could stay, but...but I just can't! I've got high school coming up, and my grandpa, and--"


"Kagome." Inuyasha interrupted, giving her one broken flower. "Stay."


"Bu--"


"Please."


A pause, but then Kagome sniffled. "I...I can't!" she answered, standing up. "I'm sorry!"


                With that, she ran off in tears. Inuyasha could only watch, a hint on moroseness in his eyes. He sighed as he looked down at the flowers in his hands.


"Women," Naraku spoke out, "How typical they are."


He picked up a bottle of wine and a couple of glasses as two men were carrying a beam.


"Thank you," he spoke as he poured some for himself and Inuyasha, "Now as I was saying, even you hadn't grown up with the Minks, you'd still have no clue." He took the flowers out of Inuyasha's hand and handed him the glass. "Alas, there is no trail to a woman's heart, I'm afraid."


"...Kagome's leaving," Inuyasha stated.


"Yes," Naraku noted, "If only she could've spent more time with the Minks. She's very upset about it. Hell, crushed. I'm very sorry, dear boy."


He took a sip of his wine and clinked glasses with Inuyasha.


"Oh, well," Naraku continued, placing the glass on a grandfather clock that two men carried as they passed by him. Inuyasha did the same, "I'd better pack up Kagome's belongs and take them to the ship."


As he prepared to do so, Inuyasha called out: "Wait!"


Naraku stopped in his tracks, deviously smirking.


"If Kagome sees the Minks, will she stay?" Inuyasha inquired.


"...Well, I suppose," Naraku answered, "I mean, that is why she and her grandfather came, yes?"


"...I'll do it," Inuyasha answered.


"Splendid," Naraku grinned, "Hiten!"


A man with a long, braided ponytail turned to look at Naraku. "Yes, sir?" he asked.


"Gather up all of the boys, there's going to be a change in plans," Naraku answered.


Hiten seemed to smirk at this. "Yes, sir," he answered.



***Short time-skip brought to you by Shiemi Moriyama (A Blue Exorcist reference)***



"Carrot, it's easy!" Inuyasha told her. "Just keep Duke Inuarashi and Master Nekomamushi away for a while."


"You want us to what?!" Carrot questioned.


"I'd be happy to help you--" Eduardo piped up until Carrot covered his mouth.


"Not another word, Ed," she spoke, "And as for you, Yasha, you're nuts!!"


"How am I nuts?!" Inuyasha questioned.


"Because you want me to risk my fluffy tail getting ripped off my backside!" Carrot barked. "And for what?!"


"Carrot--" Inuyasha started.


"No! Conversation over!" Carrot argued. "Let's go, Ed!"


Hesitantly, Eduardo followed after the Rabbit Mink.


"Can you believe him?!" Carrot questioned. Eduardo opened his mouth to answer, but Carrot responded to him, "Drops us like a newborn Giraffe Mink, Kerplop! And now, he waltzes back here and expects us to--"


Suddenly, Inuyasha appeared in front of them.


"Carrot," he began, "I'm asking you as a friend."


"Oh, no," Carrot muttered in dread, "Not the face...and those eyes...!"


Unable to resist Inuyasha's pleading expression, the Rabbit Mink caved.


"Fine," she huffed, defeated, "What do you want me to do?"



***Scene change brought to you by Men! Dou! Kote! (A Kill La Kill reference)***



Carrot walked out of the bushes, dressed as Kagome, even wearing a black wig.


"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YASHA~!!!!" she screamed.


At that instant, Eduardo came out, wearing Professor Higurashi's outfit.


"Carrot, that dress makes you look pretty," he commented.


"Really?" Carrot asked. "Well, I have to admit, it makes me feel a little more feminine. But is it a little revealing to you? I mean--"


"INTRUDERS!!!"


Eduardo and Carrot gasped upon hearing Inuarashi's roar.


"Crap! Cheese it, Ed!" Carrot cried.


On that, she and Eduardo ran for their lives. Not long after, Inuarashi came chasing after them, riding on his Croccy.


"How does she move in these shoes?!" Carrot questioned.


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Eduardo screamed.


As the two got pursued, Inuyasha led Kagome, Professor Higurashi, and Naraku to Mokomo Dukedom.
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Parody of the 1999 adaptation film.


Yeah, it's not much, but the next one will be longer.


Previous--> Tarzan: Crossover Style! Chapter EightTarzan: Crossover Style!
Chapter Eight: Strangers Like Me

(I do not, nor will I EVER, own Inuyasha, One Piece, Bleach, or Tarzan. They all belong to their respective owners.)
                A movie projector was suddenly turned on. Kagome decided that it was time to teach Inuyasha about humans, and the world beyond the country of Zou.
Naraku sat in a chair, smoking from a pipe, not amused in the slightest.
                Inuyasha, eager to know more about their technology, stuck his head out at the screen. At that moment, Kagome showed a slide of a Gorilla Mink.
Whatever you do,
I'll do it, too.
Show me everything and tell me how.

At that moment, Kagome showed a slide of a man, and Inuyasha copied the same pose as him.
It all means something,
And yet nothing to me.

                Next,

Next --> Tarzan: Crossover Style! Chapter TenTarzan: Crossover Style!
Chapter Ten: Seeing the Mink Tribe

(I do not, nor will I EVER, own Inuyasha, One Piece, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, or Tarzan. They all belong to their respective owners.)
                Nelliel tended to her garden. But she didn't seem to take pleasure in doing so. At the moment, her mind was currently on her adopted son.
                They rarely talked, and when they did, it wasn't for long. Nelliel often wondered where her son had gone off to, even though she already knew the answer. She knew that Inuyasha was spending time with Kagome lately. Honestly, she never wanted him to see her, or any other human, at all. More than anything, Nelliel was afraid that she would lose Inuyasha. Maybe not in the same manner as she lost Kanta, but she still didn't want to lose her second child.
        



Tarzan: Crossover Style! Cast:
  • Tarzan - Inuyasha
  • Jane Porter - Kagome Higurashi
  • Kala - Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck
  • Kerchak - Inuarashi and Nekomamushi (from One Piece)
  • Tarzan's mother - Izayoi
  • Tarzan's father - Toga
  • Professor Archimedes Q. Porter - Grandpa Higurashi
  • Terk - Carrot (from One Piece)
  • Tantor - Eduardo (from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
  • Flynt - Masira (from One Piece)
  • Mungo - Shoujo (from One Piece)
  • Manu - Shippo
  • Sabor - Rita (Fang's OC)
  • Clayton - Naraku


Inuyasha, Kagome, Grandpa Higurashi, and Naraku (c) :iconrumikotakahashiplz:
Inuarashi, Carrot, and Zunisha (c) Eiichiro Oda
Eduardo (c) :iconcmcc:
Tarzan (c) :icondisneyplz:
The fic (c) :iconxfangheartx: & :iconmoonlitinuyasha1985:.
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ulquiorra461372's avatar
I know it's early but happy birthday also I saw a ichruki x Hercules crossover only with soi fon instead of nano here's the link.
www.deviantart.com/art/Bleach-…